spread the squeeze

It's so natural you just squeeze it! No you can, really.

royal wedding invites

man the english are snooze. and by boring i mean, proper. check out the invites and programme for prince william and soon to be princess kate. i think the only thing they had goin for em was that unicorn.

we got the new carson mag

I'm not really good at first impressions. Carson mag isn't good at them as well. I'm going to let it grow on us by give it a few more issues and just judge this mag by it's cover, really.

virgin in a battle royale

If you didn't know already Virgin Airlines is kicking some ass in the flying category. Help support them in Chicago so we all can party from city to city!

feature friday thursday!

It's pretty much Friday for us (bunnies and stuff, you know.)

super fun travel machine

feature jelday!

Todays feature: Andy with that fresh windswept look, stay classy son. Pocono misses you.

best dino puppet ever

for you know, that jurassic park lesson.

this is how we get down

all day, everyday.

friday, featured again

Ever wonder how much of your drink is gone? Say no more Flav has you covered with the clear can. Ever wonder what air, water, and fruit tasted like all at once? Yet again say no more, Flav has got you covered. Now run along and purchase these by the case loads young ones!

akira joins united*!

we are super stoked to have akira yasuda joining the team! he happens to share the same name as this guy. as far as we know, our akira hasn't worked on street fighter. anyway let's apply the cyan magenta united* gradient filter, and voilà! welcome to united*!

upping the ladder

united* coming up, or going down. Depends on what your watching. Is that a Haiku?

tgif–thank goodness its featured

See what I did there with the title? That's the kind of quintessential copywriting you'll see from united*. Oh and here's a sneaky of the Wholesome Goodness line of 50/50 juices with loads of fruity goodness (did it again, man we're good.)